You think Tsunade and Sakura treat patients for free?
The super strength is for when the credit card declines
You think Tsunade and Sakura treat patients for free?
The super strength is for when the credit card declines
I like that you chose an injury that didn't happen as your example.
It felt like the most reasonable example of what the first day after work would really look like
The funny thing is that if you look closely, literally every single injury here aside from the backward leg actually ended up canonically happening to Sasuke. Just not all at once. He did end up pin cushioned by sharp thrown weapons pretty quickly. Other stuff way later.
All things considered, those look pretty shallow. It would suck but you would most likely heal and have a lot of scars.
The leg would absolutely be the worst by a country mile. All those kunai would just be seasoning to make the day suck a little more
Those are serious lacerations and stab wounds from the weapons. Tf you mean lol
"The NVA (department of ninja veteran affairs) has determined your issues are not service related"
Oro : and I said, being a ninja definitely suckz if you die man, thats why I worked my ass off on my inhumane and questionable experiments to achieve immortality so I can be a proper ninja like how I always wanted man. That includes kidnapping people, experimented on kids and chasing younger pretty boys around to be my vessel as I change bodies. Was that all so wrong to you?
A Ninjury
He doing the stanky leg
No that’s symbolism
This was my introduction to Naruto -when Shonen Jump printed this chapter. Great place to jump on, this image is burned in my mind
An average ninja when there's no war, fights off bandits who are not on their level, helps with the odd jobs, intelligence gathering etc
Orochimaru was dirty for this lol
Kakashi did this.
Damn, Kakashi really held a grudge against Sasuke to create a genjutsu like that. I get the kunai and the broken leg, but the arm?
At the end of the day, he wasn't even being dramatic. Apart from the leg, each of these injuries ended up happening to him in real life 😂
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Tbh, healing in this universe can operate on a cellullar level with no open wounds. If in real life we could close and regen blood vessels like in the show, we would survive trauma injuries that look lethal. Genjutsu doubles as anesthesia, but no risk of overdose or bad chemical reactions.
They have medical nin staffed at the hidden village. There's zero way they'd rather let a ninja die than treat their wounds, given the lifelong education/training they're put through. Also, Naruto definitely does have a healing factor, and I'd say everyone else has a mild healing buff due to chakra. Especially Might Guy and Rock Lee as examples. Anyways, who cares about injuries? You're risking your life with every serious mission. You're lucky to get home alive.
Right. So what I'm saying is that it still sucks fat dick tk get your shit folded in twain on the job as a ninja who cannot heal it off in the span on a microwavable ramen cup dinner like Uzumaki Narutottebayo.
Or incurable Ninja AIDS; no money or power in the world can fix that, just ask Itachi.
Which is why Tsunade is considered the main reason the Leaf won the 2nd and 3rd Shinobi wars
Worst part is after the recovery. No mental health coverage. #genjutsurelatedinjuries
Same arm he ends up losing at the end of the series!