The famous singer Sting has been kidnapped.

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• u/ohpickanametheysaid·3·Aug 1, 2026, 3:59 AM

  They’re waiting for a message in a bottle, perhaps?

• u/Chemical-Theme8903·6·Aug 1, 2026, 3:59 AM

  they're sending out an sos to the world

  • u/Illustrious_Ad4691·3·Aug 1, 2026, 6:56 AM

    Bad bot @ u/Chemical-Theme8903

    • u/Always-_-Sarcastic·1·Aug 1, 2026, 7:31 AM·1 reply

• u/Mysterious_Worker608·2·Aug 1, 2026, 4:27 AM

  He was kissed from a rose.....oh wait, never mind.

  • u/chuckycastle·6·Aug 1, 2026, 5:02 AM

    You’re thinking of that Sealed case.

• u/bobhopeisgod·17·Aug 1, 2026, 4:42 AM

  Okay. Seriously. This is the third one today and multiples this week. Same title, same punchline. Please just stop

  • u/Ewetootwo·5·Aug 1, 2026, 5:02 AM

    I will with every little breath you take.

    • u/bobhopeisgod·5·Aug 1, 2026, 5:13 AM

  • u/chuckycastle·1·Aug 1, 2026, 5:03 AM

    This is why Bob Hope lost in ‘80

    • u/Lethal_Brizzel·1·Aug 1, 2026, 1:12 PM·1 reply

  • u/wildcard_71·2·Aug 1, 2026, 4:23 PM

    I hate to say it but it’s probably me

• u/ScoobyRay·4·Aug 1, 2026, 5:14 AM

  He got arrested in the Red light district in Amsterdam.... apparently he was looking for a Massage in a Brothel

  • u/AgeAdditional4971·3·Aug 1, 2026, 6:56 AM

    I see what you did there

• u/whatsnewdan·1·Aug 1, 2026, 5:22 AM

  Try looking in New York. Perhaps he is there, or you get an English man instead 🤭

• u/Wide_Cartographer731·1·Aug 1, 2026, 11:17 AM

  Guess they're really *stung* by this one… hope they don't *walk on the moon* for clues.

• u/Dapper-Bad2687·1·Aug 1, 2026, 11:23 AM

  IntereSting joke

• u/sammagee33·1·Aug 1, 2026, 12:23 PM

  Fuck this

• u/Verbal-Gerbil·1·Aug 1, 2026, 2:01 PM

  oh FO with the endless recycling. This joke was funny a week ago before 73 bots reposted it

• u/abrakadaver·1·Aug 1, 2026, 4:36 PM

  It was a sting operation