Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

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• u/Extension_Lab5436·1·Aug 1, 2026, 6:42 PM

  because they couldn’t pull off sandals

  • u/Illustrious_Ad4691·1·Aug 1, 2026, 7:41 PM

    Bad bot @ u/Extension\_Lab5436

• u/JjAmMoj0-7·2·Aug 1, 2026, 6:57 PM

  Isnt this joke a copy? How dairy!?

  • u/JjAmMoj0-7·1·Aug 1, 2026, 6:57 PM

    Dairy - dare he... Sorry, its phonetically better

  • u/iShitSkittles·4·Aug 1, 2026, 7:06 PM

    Yeah, *herd* it before.

• u/sammagee33·-5·Aug 1, 2026, 7:18 PM

  Why does the same shit keep getting reposted over and over again? Is it bots or idiots?

  • u/___HeyGFY___·0·Aug 1, 2026, 7:49 PM

    Yes

  • u/SNESChalmers420·5·Aug 1, 2026, 7:57 PM

    No you just spend too much time on reddit.

• u/lindaray64·1·Aug 1, 2026, 8:09 PM

  Ah. I thought it might be because they needed a different gate.

• u/edjfrst·1·Aug 1, 2026, 9:03 PM

  This is udder nonsense!

• u/Ohaibaipolar·1·Aug 1, 2026, 9:33 PM

  Udder bullshit. Double pun!