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r/OnePiece · u/Any-Award-51501 ago 2026, 16:50

Hot Take: After a training arc, Miss Valentine could have one-shot nearly anyone

Hear me out!

Because the only user we ever saw was a grinning lunatic with an umbrella who lost to pre-timeskip Nami, nearly everyone already forgot about the Kilo Kilo no Mi. Valentine was simply not good at it, though. The fruit itself had an insane potential.

Her bodily weight can rapidly vary from 1 kg to 10,000 kg. Damage is determined by mass and speed, which is essentially what Gear Third is doing. She can obtain this for free in the blink of an eye. Add Haki and it gets silly: with Observation, her 1 kg form dodges everything. She just floats out of range until she's above your head. And the awakening would be even crazier: Paramecia awakenings apply the power to the environment, so hers means putting the weight on you. Congratulations Imu, you weigh 10,000 kg now. Why does Valentine look like Lili suddenly?

(Yes, she's a glass cannon who folds after one hit. But that's what training arcs are for!)

Too bad for her she didn't have plot armor...

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Comentarios

u/Funny_Bumblebee_525411 ago 2026, 16:53
Wonder where she is after Baroque Works collapsed.
- u/First_Application91711 ago 2026, 16:55
  Because of the Baroque Works cover story, we do actually know what she and the Officer Agents that didn't get sent to Impel Down are doing. They opened up the New Spiders' Cafe with Ms. Valentine or Mikita, her real name, working as a chocolatier.
  - u/Funny_Bumblebee_525411 ago 2026, 16:57
- u/Ok_Chap11 ago 2026, 16:59
  That was answered in a cover story, "Miss Golden week's Operation: Meet Baroque Work", she is together with a bunch of other baroque agents running the new Spider Cafe. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/onepiece/images/e/e9/Chapter_411.png/revision/latest?cb=20130121083906
- u/Front_Ad423411 ago 2026, 17:00
  she works in a coffe shop called new spider cafe
- u/IWillDevourYourToes11 ago 2026, 17:04
  She was way too annoying to appear in the show again
  - u/AxelMok411 ago 2026, 20:07
- u/ultibman500011 ago 2026, 19:23
  You should read the manga. Lots of questions like that are answered in the cover stories.
u/FoodyHH11 ago 2026, 17:01
https://preview.redd.it/eis1nasjosgh1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e0073c0565e080e7a43ec121fd53fa86175b5d6
- u/First_Application91711 ago 2026, 17:05
  Aside from Blackbeard, this is peak male performance.
  - u/Gar_co11 ago 2026, 17:07
- u/Calildur11 ago 2026, 17:52
  This was always weird for me. Like what stops Miss Valentine to go over 1000kg?
  - u/lawliet_7311 ago 2026, 18:02
  - u/hasanfan9011 ago 2026, 18:191 respuesta
  - u/AxelMok411 ago 2026, 19:58
- u/full_of_wisdom11 ago 2026, 18:17
  Isn’t their fruit the same?
  - u/ultibman500011 ago 2026, 19:25
u/Front_Ad423411 ago 2026, 17:04
imagine if baroque works were formed again and miss valentine awakend her fruit she would be unstoppable
u/Norlando_11 ago 2026, 17:05
Given that we were shown the superior version of her fruit, I don't think it had that much potential.
- u/Zcypot11 ago 2026, 17:30
  Remind me please
  - u/Norlando_11 ago 2026, 17:322 respuestas
u/KyokenShaman11 ago 2026, 17:16
She tried this with Zoro, who just dodged her.
u/Sjonathon9211 ago 2026, 17:21
Well yes, watching One Piece now, previous villains would had been more powerful had they used their DF properly, especially her and Mr 5
- u/AxelMok411 ago 2026, 20:10
  Mr 5 gets a bad rep for the buggers he did that just to be disrespectful Man was a sniper who used his breath for an infinite amount of explosive rounds, and when fighting up close he used an exploding kick and exploding lariat
u/Bluebaronbbb11 ago 2026, 17:23
I still remember her annoying 4kids voice
u/Hanchan11 ago 2026, 17:25
Don't forget dials, put some in her (seastone) umbrella and she could go 1kg and shoot into the air with the jet dials. Repeatable boosts like that and just basic armament could crush boats in half.
u/TabularConferta11 ago 2026, 17:26
Fair. Imagine a quick judo chop and then increasing your mass, throw a punch. Hell increasing your mass and take a hit.
u/Mesajarjar_binks11 ago 2026, 18:24
That’s a big theme in One Piece e that I love though. It’s the skill of the user not the power that matters most. I love seeing weak fighters with busted devil fruits and vice versa because it’s more realistic and interesting
u/TheWildChampion11 ago 2026, 18:32
*Laughs in Mach Vise*
u/pandershrek11 ago 2026, 18:35
Imagine if Sanji got this fruit. Doing one of his kicks but he changes to 10,000 tons of weight on the impact. Bro would explode the universe.
u/JoseInFlames11 ago 2026, 18:38
You are exaggerating a lot, the Kilo Kilo fruit isn't nearly as good as you are trying to make it look like lol For reference, the building Zoro lifted up while best up during his fight with Mr 1 is easily men's of times heavier than what the maximum Kilo Kilo can do. And that's only Alabasta Zoro. And increasing your opponent's weight helps them more than it helps you lol They may find it a bit weird at first, but people at even a decent level would be able to withstand that easily and adapt. You decided to use the absolute peak of the verse as an example, Imu wouldn't even feel the difference more than likely, and as you said, force is weight times speed... Co gratulations, you made your enemy stronger!!
u/herbal_spliff11 ago 2026, 18:50
Hard disagree and here’s my logic. You said it yourself…. 1 - 10,000 kilos. The problem here isnt the upper limit but the lower limit. Is she could make herself -10,000 kilos then she could throw her weight multi-directional. But the application is just far too limited. Even so haha i still disagree 😂 i mean Kaido and Loki both survived falling out of the sky, sadly i just dont see it happening for Miss Valentine… hot take tho ✌️
u/Gjalarhorn11 ago 2026, 19:12
This feels like Buggy splitting the atom after 6 months of training 2.0
- u/AxelMok411 ago 2026, 20:15
  To be fair Buggy is a chemist that made a super cannon ball, and its miniature counter part.
  - u/Gjalarhorn11 ago 2026, 20:35
u/1234L35711 ago 2026, 19:21
Yes I would have been completely defeated if she sat on my face.
u/killer567511 ago 2026, 19:26
Could she solo imu though?
u/1minm111 ago 2026, 19:56
DF wise and application wise hers seem to have immense potential when you consider haki as well.