Still, I wish he hadn’t
Funny, but not a Dad joke
Yup. Using the NSFW tag should just auto-delete the post lol
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By the time you get your first prostate exam you are very likely a dad
There's one every thread, folks
Well it's certainly not a mom joke
I would tell this to my adult son's.
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Oh my gosh, I didn't even realize what sub this was in until I read this comment. I thought it was in r/twosentencehorror. 🤣🤣🤣
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You know the prostate exam is bad when the doctor has to put both hands on your shoulders.
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Back at my first training station, the clinic had an Army doc who had a rubber glove filled with sand on the windowsill. I asked him why. Apparently he would put it on one of the patient's shoulders during a prostate exam.
Bad? You sure?
You're welcome... https://youtube.com/watch?v=CfZiAiYNcI8&is=P_oj6DvXT5Qi9AtY
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Or when he hangs his pants next to yours
Doctor says I need a backieotomy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Firmado : David el "nohomo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ouch
Ugh just had my physical yesterday. Hate that part
You don't have to lie on Reddit buddy we don't know you
I always hate the part where the doctor grabs my testicles and says turn >!my hair loose.!<
Hmmm…my doctor told me a couple years ago they don’t do those anymore because they aren’t nearly as accurate as the PSA blood test. I think your doctor just likes doing them.
I went for a medical last week The doctor said I should stop masturbating I said why? She said I'm trying to examine you!
She?!
I wish prostate exam would be performed by women only… at least it wouldn’t make the consultation so uncomfortable when I ask for a little kiss
He told me I need to take my pants off. When I asked him where to put them, he said, “Over there on the chair, next to mine.”
I cracked up
Just had to explain to a coworker why I lold
Lmfao Definitely not a Dad Joke but funny as hell
My doctor told me the same thing, he then said "but we haven't started"
Not a dad joke. But okay.
😂😂😂 was getting a reenlistment physical and when the Navy doc did the old finger probe I said, “Oh, Naval Academy, Class of ‘79”. When he stopped laughing he said, “Unless you’re an airplane mechanic I’m going to have to refer you to a shrink.”
Whoah buddy! Are you using your pinky finger back there?
My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked why. She said because I haven’t finished examining you yet.
Mine was pissed because I cleared out her waiting room.
And that kids is how I met your father.
My Dr told me I would feel a little pressure. I heard him say something about tight and then he wrapped my left shoulder. It wasn't bad until I felt him grab my right shoulder and push me forward.
lmaooo hilarious
Thats not a dad joke but its a good one
I told my doctor I can do it myself….cuz I know how I like it
When I had mine I felt an uncomfortable feeling so I asked the dr if he was wearing a ring. He told me it was probably his watch.
This pissed me off so much hahaahahhahaahahaahaha
Asked my doctor where to put my pants and he said “over there, by mine”.
Or when he hangs his pants next to yours
It’s worse when you feel two hands on your shoulders whilst getting the exam
That’s what she said
During exam I said “ow doc your ring is killing me”. He said “oh it’s not my ring, that’s my watch”
Ha
My 8 year daughter "Daddy what is ejaculate?" (insert clown emoji)
This is not a dad joke.
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So do I have prostate cancer or not? “Oops, i got distracted and I forgot to check.”
Was he talking about you or him
HOLY SHIT. Thats a great joke!
And he says it every week.
After my prostate exam , the doctor walked out and the nurse walked in and asked " who was that ?"