*News reports say that the kidnappers have sent a message in a bottle*
The Police have no lead.
*News reports say that the kidnappers have sent a message in a bottle*
they're sending out an SOS to the world
I swear I’ve seen this joke already today
Multiple times in the past few days actually.
The police will now try a sting operation
No that was yesterday, today is a brand new day
Would you be willing to identify it in a line up?
That's what makes it a dad joke.
He played bass.
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Roxanne has been quoted as saying “I can’t stand loosing you”
He’s been lost without a trace
Paying the ransom is like money for nothing.
That is dire straits
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Evidence is difficult to find since they can't stand so close to him.
Have they looked in New York
They could try asking around for people who don’t drink coffee but tea, my dear.
The famous guitarist Andy Summers has been kidnapped. The Police have no lead.
they found him in a bottle
They also stole the toilet. Police have nothing to go on.
He sent a message in a bottle
Englishman in New York
That's music to my ears.
He is a English man in New York
So would his name automatically change to Stung when he dies?
Upon securing Sting, the kidnapper then reassured him: Every single day And every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you
I'll be watching every move they make. Take my upvote.
Bee on the lookout!!
They should try walking in the footsteps of the kidnapper.