First class dad joke. Take my updraft
Thank you for thrusting the conversation forward in these turbulent times.
Updraft is gold lmao. My dad jokes always just kinda stall out halfway through
I can’t get any of them to land correctly.
First class dad joke. Take my updraft
Thank you for thrusting the conversation forward in these turbulent times.
Updraft is gold lmao. My dad jokes always just kinda stall out halfway through
Shirley you can't be serious?
Don’t call me Shirley.
Torontonians have the smartest airport. It's YYZ
Don’t Rush to get there.
It can be really tough to get them off the ground stick with it
Nothing I try gets off the ground.
The three most common pilot reactions when contacted by ATC are, "Huh", "Was that for us?", and "Oh shit"
You’re too flighty
Would you like to here a good airplane joke? "Sure, what is it?" It's a comic vignette themed around aviation, but that's not important right now.
Surely you can't be serious.
Boeing CEO told me that his new airplanes can fit 1000 people without problems The moment I onboarded, almost everyone has their own problems
They would probably go over my head anyway
They make dangerously low jokes neeeeeow
Just wing it
End on "land"
You have been spending too much time with your head in the clouds...
Don't worry it's not you, they're just over everyone's head.
This joke was not on my radar.
I live the way respondents were propelled to comment - ok some were winging it but there were no flaps
Trying to come up with one on the fly?
The comments really took off
I've got a truck delivery for the asphalt. Where do you want this tar, Mac?
Maybe they fly in the face of logic. Or there are too many spoilers.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. ✈️
I speak Jive.
Sheeeet! (Golly!)
If you get the winds of innovation under your wings I'm sure you'll take off.
That’s not going to fly here
I looked up some airplane jokes for you, but they all went over my head
Seriously folks? I just got out of bed. All these responses? Talk about wake turbulence. IYKYK
Not bad actually, I give it 9 out of 11...some are just not meant to land.
Mine tend to crash and burn.
Keep working on it, something will take flight.
Most airplane jokes just go over my head
What's our vector Victor?
Johnny, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
I don't know. I told the wife one yesterday, and it really took off.
For ninth consecutive years, Jet Blue airline ranked first for customer satisfaction. You know what ranked least? 9/11 airline
I’ll go think of one, then aisle be back.
Couldn’t get any of them off the ground