The pull of the substation is really powerful today.
The Substation will continue until injuries improve
That is why they brought back Deebo. His body is used to the wavelengths
It's not going to end until they deal with the root cause. https://i.imgur.com/F80BgW5.png
WR’s: Mike Evans, Christian Kirk, the air
Evans, deebo, the air. Kirk had a soft muscle injury after the 1st day of camp.
Kirk is hurt too.
Do the 49ers even exist at this point?
No, they are injury hospital
49IRs
Team injury report: dead
There's a concept of a 49ers team. Would love to play them some day.
Har har substation do we need literally every single update on 9ers camp absences, minor shit like this is typical for every team
This is their WR2 at this point so ya it’s relevant
This was my thought too when I saw the Schefter post. He was just doing it to troll because of the SF injury punchlines.
Seriously. Every team has multiple players with muscle tightness at any point in time. Barrows is a beat reporter, so he’s going to report any minor injury or scratch, as a beat reporter for any team would. But someone that isn’t a Niners fan posting this is just going for imaginary internet points.
It’s crazy how literally every day there is new Niners injury news
RB2 breaks ribs in non-padded practice. It's fun.
And there are still fans believing in fairytales and injury luck. Clearly something is wrong with the strength and conditioning department. But no wait for the rest of the fans to make some stupid "substation joke"
It’s because it’s the 49ers and every minor injury gets posted. For example, Kyle Monangai has misssd consecutive practices for the Bears, yet nothing about it has been posted on this sub.
The one time they get any reprieve and it turns out their HC got a concussion. Maybe they should look into spiritual curses?
Substation could power the sun with how much it’s working lately
I hope it's *actually* hamstring tightness and not a pull. Either way, you really don't want rookie receivers missing time during training camp. If you end up behind, you typically don't catch up during year 1.
Death, taxes, and a Niner getting injured daily.
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Damn can’t even make it in camp healthy. Gonna be a long season.
Whatever deal with the devil the 49ers made to get Jerry Rice their WR room is still paying for
And TO
SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE
They just posted this to troll after the Ricky news
Xavier worthy just got hurt....
Already learning from Mike Evans
Be on IR til week 10? Yep
I’ve seen this movie before. 💥🐮🔫
How is Mike Evans the healthiest receiver on the team? That's just crazy
They are not going to be in Santa Clara next to that substation in the next 20 years
F\*\*k it, give Michael Crabtree a call.
I know a lot of the players already unironically think the substation is to blame. All these injuries happening back to back isn't going to help.
Strength staff gotta be so happy everybody just memes it as the substations fault.
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and i thought my training camp was bad
At this point might be worth having an investigation on the 49ers training staff. It's been years where this team is having WAY more injuries than the rest of the NFL. Team doctors, physiotherapists and training staff might be bad
I don’t think it’s a big deal? it’s just tightness
Hes dead, isn’t he 😭😭
that damn substation
I’ve dedicated my nearly 2 decade career to knowing everything about the design and construction of electrical substations. I’ve got experience working on projects from 4kv to 500kV. And to all you people saying all these injuries are because of the substation… you’re 100% correct. There’s no other explanation for it
TO who once said if it quacks like a duck about his QB’s sexuality?
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What kind of practices are y’all running down there in Santa Clara?