My friend, Bill, and his son, Robby, were out for a walk in the woods when suddenly they were overtaken by the unmistakable smell of ham. They looked around and happened upon a very odd looking tree.

My friend, Bill, and his son, Robby, were out for a walk in the woods when suddenly they were overtaken by the unmistakable smell of ham. They looked around and happened upon a very odd looking tree. Bill put his nose against it and took a deep, full-chested whiff. WOW! For a moment, Bill's eyes glazed over, but in the next instant he was cured. This thing was more than meats the eye. Robby said to his father, "Dad, what kind of strange and mystical tree could this possibly be?" Bill replied, "Son, that right there is what we call a porky pine."