Author: u/Sohla_Deckerstar29
Post: Bananas are both the best and worst thing invented for my toddler,
sometimes she wants to eat it normally
sometimes I can peel it too much or not enough
sometimes she doesn’t want it peeled she just wants to cart it round like her favourite toy
Sometimes she wants bite size pieces torn off so she can smush it back into the remaining banana
Sometimes she doesn’t want it torn off at all
Sometimes she wants to ask for banana and screams the place down when presented with the goods
There is no telling what particular way she wants said banana and today we have wasted 3 bananas on trying to please her highness
I suspect that bananas have been sent by a higher power to experiment on parental psychology
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.