One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't shit. Classic dad joke construction right there
A bad hunter can shoot but can't hit
A constipated owl can hoot but can't.....
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't shit. Classic dad joke construction right there
😂😂😂
"Whats the difference between a mountain goat and a goldfish? The goldfish will muck around a fountain..."
Like the difference between a Swiss admiral and a good vacuum cleaner. A good vacuum cleaner sucks and sucks and never fails
I remember another Redd Foxx one: What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches…
But can’t what? Are you going to finish the joke? I must know!
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There are two types of folks: folks who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
It’s actually funnier if you don’t start the second line. Make your audience’s brain work for it.
So it’s funnier if the joke doesn’t get a punchline? I mean not that it’s going to be funny regardless but…
Cant f ck around a fountain?
Sooo close
Around a mountain
Around a mountain
What’s the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit.
What’s the difference between the circus and British parliament? The circus has a huge array of cunning stunts.
I've always told this one as the Rockette's instead of parliament.
I see what's you did there
What’s the difference between Jesus and Bono? Jesus doesn’t walk around Ireland thinking he’s Bono…….
Watching the documentary on Bob Geldof - when Geldof and Bono asked to meet with George W Bush regarding solving starvation issues n Africa - Bush asked if Bono was the one who was married to Cher. He had zero idea who Bono was. I found that clip hysterical.
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The difference between midgets and Jeopardy and a lesbian Marathon team. One's a bunch of cunning runts
What's the difference between a laundry machine and your mom?
Nothing if she knows what’s good for her!
One take about an hour to process each load
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute w diarrhea? One shucks between fits…
This has me chuckling
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What’s the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a crab with boobs? One’s a crusty bus station…
Blasphemy! It's what's the difference between an old greyhound terminal and a LOBSTER with boobs!
It doesnt really work when telling it to a gay man.
What’s the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Reminds me of an old T-shirt I saw "I snatch kisses and vice versa"
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a pervert? One snatches watches
What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? Bad golfer goes *whack!* Fuck! Bad skydiver goes fuck! *Whack!*
What’s the difference between a construction worker and Dolly Parton? One has tool kits…
What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny politician? One’s a phony buck…
What’s the difference between Lady Godiva and a lost golf ball? One’s a hunt on a course…
A constipated owl can't what? If you can't grow a pair and finish the joke, then just fuck off and not bother
Having two four wheel drive vehicles is like having two girlfriends. Fun but expensive