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He looks very disappointed in my progress in life.
Same.
“the important lesson is never *ever* try”
Me too,I am disappointed in you too
Really like that
Disssssappointed.
I feel the caption should be reversed to say: They judge you: Do better!
That was so much worse when my mom said that to me.
"I thought you would have accomplished more by this point, Jessica. You aren't putting your college education to use in the best way possible. Did you replace the water heater and the battery in the smoke detector yet like I told you?" - Josh the disappointed green vine snake
Cy Sly https://preview.redd.it/pszz12vhqsgh1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44047cb03ef400a5bad560e8a34e400b9b4c211
Same same
Judgemental shoelace.
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Me every morning at the fridge...
We found Mitch!
Confirmed, he died and was reincarnated!
Nah he doesn’t have as much of a turkey neck and he’s missing the horns. Also, I assume this green judgmental green gentleman noodle is still 10000x more respectful than Moscow Mitch.
Dude looks like it forgot it's glasses and has to read important documents.
my Aunt Viola behind the wheel
Seems quite likely. I’ve never seen a snake remember its reading glasses.
..judgement is almost worse..
Oh, THAT is where they got Snivy from
My first thought too... can someone photocopy the snakes head on him?
What the hell are they doing over there?
I got neighbors who have this same face. That snotty judgmental face as I walk by with my dog.
🤣
Its like the zip tie i dropped down the crack in the garage gained sentience and decided to be very upset about it.
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OMG that dress??? Seriously.... Uggg
He would do great as math teacher.
Ok Sophie Cunningham 🫵
Or bad eyesight
zero chill up in this guy
Zipper snake
I about choked to death laughing at this picture 🤣
He's just standing there....judging-ly
u/xdianaaxx I feel so naked
Mf looking straight into my soul and he doesn't like what he sees
I have neighbors like that
He looks like that judgmental fan watching a game with his hands on his hips. I can't ever find that meme when I want to... Somebody here knows what I'm talking about.
Dad?
Looks like a disappointed grandma 🤣
Can confirm, my mother in law is one.
That snake is actually cute
Humph!
Is that Rango?
😂🤣
We all know a person who looks exactly like that , and the judgement is tangible
Green vine snakes will, in fact, bite --but if one gets you, there's a good chance you deserve it. Fun fact: The name of the genus, Ahaetulla, comes from the Sinhalese for "eye-plucker", due to the ancient belief that the elongated snout of this snake was perfect for snacking on unwary eyeballs.
Dad?
Like looking in a mirror!
I LOVE vine snakes !! We get lots where I live. They’re so cute 💚
I love his judgy face 😍
Hilarious 😂
r/NatureIsFuckingSickOfYourShit
Sssssskeptic
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Sir Hiss? Is that you?
They can and do bite. They are venomous, though it's mild, if you happen to be allergic it could kill you. While bites aren't common, they will bite if they feel threatened or if they are handled. Please don't touch the judgemental danger noodles.
Ssssssssire, Ssssssssire ... it's Robin Hood!
This snake is my avatar. I don’t know why, but I love it.
They also are trying to scam you with a multi-marketing scheme.
The Legend
"Eating again, are we?"
Jokes aside but they do bite if bothered and they also are mildly venomous. Not harmful, though. But yeah, if you're ever in tropical/subtropical climates, navigate any vines, or green area carefully. They're VERY good at hiding in plain site. I know from iNat data that they are found in my area and yet I've never seen them.
Just stop and bite me already I can’t take it.
I’m terrified of snakes, but this little guy is actually cute and disapproving at the same time.
He so l o n g
I think we need a list of judgmental looking animals. Green vine snake and Tibetan fox are definitely on there.
Looks like Tim Apple
Helll no
Why does he look like Larry David?
Ahh the judgmental shoelace
Humph!
One youtuber had named it belligrent zip tie
Looks like Tim Apple
Reminds me of the Pokemon Snivey 😂
Where’s the NSFW, daaaamn
How can an animal be that long? It's absurd.
The green vine snake doesn’t speak,but its eyes tell you l m a little slow,but l m not afraid of you.